Tuesday, 12 July 2016

Last Requests of the Elderly Woman

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. 
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 
"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" 
"Then Ill be sure my daughters visit me twice a week!"

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